cuntsnap 

when a fat slut goes off her brain

did you see that fat bitch at the bar, she had a full blown cuntsnap

cuntsnap by dominic69 August 22, 2008

cuntsnip 

a person of low morale fibre, generally having 0% respect for the fairer sex.

a cuntsnip can refer to all of the following ; someone who is prone to shouting "Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh" when he gets drunk, who will then shout abuse at Italian Burger Vans, and throw windscreen wipers at the windscreen of said burger vans. someone who will turn up at a nuclear site for work, while still half cut from the night before. someone who gets so drunk from a staff night out, they end up either sleeping in a shop doorway or sleeping in their office and then vomitting onto the carpet, and then proceeds in the morning to use a vaccum cleaner to suck it all up. someone who excels at wrecking university disabled toilets on a regular basis and films it occasionally. needs to originate from cornwall and currently live in oxford. someone who when pressed for an answer, will just shout "Naaaaaaaggghhhhhh". can also refer to most lorry drivers who work for biffa.

cuntsnip by scotty001 July 30, 2008

Cuntnapped 

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

Cuntnapped by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntknapped 

when a slutty, bitch of a girl (a.k.a. cunt) is unexpectedly picked up for no other reason but sex

"Hey where did Chris go after the bar last night?"

"Oh man, he cuntknapped this girl and took her back to his place."

"Damn, good for him."

cuntknapped by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cuntsap

The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.

Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro

Cuntsap by HawkenIV August 9, 2013