cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005

cuntflapper

One who loves to flap cunt....

go flap ur moms cunt u cuntflapper

by AIM SN is xxDizannyxx .. my name is danny March 1, 2004

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003