Definitions by Laudanum

Fluxfriend 

An alternative way to refer to a non binary person, in place of girl/boyfriend.

"I'd like to introduce you to (name), they are my Fluxfriend."

Fluxfriend by Laudanum April 14, 2014

Snotterfly 

The butterfly shaped contents of a tissue, when you open and examine it after you've blown your nose, during a cold or fever.

Can be specifically used to freak out girls, mothers, and younger siblings.

Hey mum, look at my snotterfly!

I blew one hell of a snotterfly, and shoved it in my sister's face.

Snotterfly by Laudanum March 23, 2011

Obscenaphilia 

Sexual arousal from the use/and or creation of profane language.

Her prowess with, and the use of creative profane language, easily identified her as an obscenaphiliac.

Obscenaphilia by Laudanum August 15, 2010

Cuntslam 

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

Cuntslam by Laudanum November 27, 2009

Hwarfing 

Slang for the act of vomiting, due to the sound one makes when doing it.

Oh man, I was up all night hwarfing my guts up..

Hwarfing by Laudanum July 15, 2009

Jzunami

A 'Jzunami' is a huge wave of Jizz washing over everything as a result of your extreme happiness or excitement.

That book is so fucking good I'll be mopping up after the Jzunami for weeks after.

When jizzing in your pants doesn't cut it, a Jzunami accurately describes how epic something truly is.

Jzunami by Laudanum June 14, 2009