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A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
by sonny_bfd December 05, 2009

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The nap that you take in response to an overwhelming feeling of lethargy as a result from consuming pei wei dishes that have a high carbohydrate/sugar/sodium content.
Person 1:"Dude, I ate lunch at pei wei, then tried to study for a test, but passed out for the whole afternoon"

Person 2:"Damn dude...those pei wei naps can really get to you"
by sonny_bfd December 02, 2009

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