Cuntslam

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntslave

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".

- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!

by retinoli February 14, 2010

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004

cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.

No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!

by utorvita December 16, 2014

cuntslag

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.

1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by smatikamatz December 12, 2006