cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004

cuntslap

Two meanings for this word:
1) When you are slapped in your vagina.
2) Rachael...

*BANG* "oooh shit that girl just got cuntslapped" "bummer!"
"That Rachael with the fat thighs, she's such a cuntslap!!"

by dothemoonwalk June 20, 2007

cuntslap

When a stripper forcefully pounds you on the chest with her bare vagina in the middle of a forward facing lap dance

I held her hips as she straddled me and ground away, then – BOOM! – she lifted to her knees and cuntslapped me! Took my breath away!

by om@r.m@ssif November 9, 2016

Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntalappa

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

by the Snailfather April 9, 2006