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cuntstomer
cuntstomer by Galawh October 31, 2018
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cuntstomer
Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
cuntstomer by mistahtom November 29, 2005
Cuntbumper
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009
cuntstuck
cuntstipated
Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated
Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
1. cause to be cuntstipated
Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
cuntstipated by Scobar September 22, 2005
cuntsummate
cuntsummate by bobmsn June 28, 2011
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