cockwalus

It's an insult for a horrible person who has wronged you

"Gosh, janet is an absolute cockwalus"

by Satan's-whore December 22, 2021

cocklust

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

by DB January 13, 2005

cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.

Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.

by a_mac25 October 22, 2010

cockulus rift

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

Cockulus

having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.

"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."

by A/N December 22, 2007

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008