cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.

Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.

cockpause by a_mac25 October 22, 2010

Cockpurse

1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.

She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse

Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010

cockpuke 

When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.

(Happily munching) Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmehah asfhchchae raaaaaaaaaahfda -- fuck dude, cockpuke! (Spitup swallowed) You totally stabbed my trachea. (Gulp)

You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.

cockpuke by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.

Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck

cockhouse by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

cockasserie 

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

cockasserie by danielle April 13, 2007

Cockcausian 

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis

Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.

Cockcausian by pinchichicano October 14, 2010