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cocklust ratio 

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
cocklust ratio by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

COCK LUST 

The irresistible urge and desire to Suck, Worship, Praise, & Pleasure a Big Beautiful Cock when it's in your face making you crave to give it pleasure with your tongue,lips, mouth, & throat until it explodes in all it's glory which gives u the feeling of total mind blowing bliss,fulfillment& satisfaction.
Embrace and allow cock lust to take you on a journey of total bliss & enlightenment.
COCK LUST by Experience explore November 10, 2018

cockrust 

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.
cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

cockduster 

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache
"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"
cockduster by chris wal January 11, 2008

Cock Lust 

noun, to have lust for the cock, or penis.

often used when talking about slutty girls who have all kinds of casual sex.
Some girls have even earned the title as a shameful nickname.
Alycia has mad cock lust for, like, everyone.

Get off my jock, Cock Lust!
Cock Lust by Jaynik June 12, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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