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cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.
Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"
by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008
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cockanus

(1)a lyric from a tenacious D song.(2)a big hairy vagina eating monster that smells like shit and looks like a cock.(3)Dean Dowdall
You fucking cockanus.The person recieving the abuse is therefore either number (2) or number (3)
by ANDY CLARKE February 5, 2004
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cockanut creampie

When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face
Johnny didn't know it but I fucked his side bitch then she gave him a cockanut creampie
by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016
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Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.
"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."
by E-tyme October 8, 2008
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Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.
Shit off Cockanoss
by The bad wolf July 8, 2009
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Cocknausea

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)
by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010
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