cockanus
cockanus by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008
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cockanus
(1)a lyric from a tenacious D song.(2)a big hairy vagina eating monster that smells like shit and looks like a cock.(3)Dean Dowdall
cockanus by ANDY CLARKE February 5, 2004
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cockanus • Cocanus • cockapuss • Cockaduschey • Cockamuss Prime • Cockandspeil • Cockanese • Cockanoss • cockanut creampie • cockasus
cockanut creampie
When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face
cockanut creampie by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016
Cockandspeil
Cockandspeil by E-tyme October 8, 2008
Cocknausea
A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.
There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
Cocknausea by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
Cockamuss Prime
The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.
He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
Cockamuss Prime by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010
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