by Oleg Yavorsky March 22, 2009
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 13, 2003
whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 25, 2011
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
She is cockblocking you bro.
by The GIMP September 24, 2003
by Bob Mastuff October 13, 2003
To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night.
Male: You have really pretty eyes.
Female: Do you feel like going---
Lukas: I LOVE YOU!
Male:"Damn cockblock...."
Female: Do you feel like going---
Lukas: I LOVE YOU!
Male:"Damn cockblock...."
by Ruf August 27, 2005