Cockwalrus 

When a lady has a mouth full of stuff after giving a BJ, suprise her with a quick jab to the stomach forcing the contents out and down her nostrils... forming 2 bubbly off-white tusks.

Hey Bro, your lady talks a lot... she'd look good as a cockwalrus tonight!

Cockwalrus by Jdawg_72 March 23, 2009

cockwalrus 

Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.

"You, my friend, are a complete and total cockwalrus."

cockwalrus by Annew November 24, 2004

Cockwalrus 

A highly energetic person who refuses to stop talking to you. Chances are they sit beside you, or actually move their desk over to talk to you. This person is usually fat.

STFU Korg, you are a cockwalrus.

Cockwalrus by Lonesoldier March 24, 2005

cockwalrus 

1. A walrus that has penises in place of tusks.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.

Pat: Man, Tom always tries to be cool, but he just goes around like he's got two giant dicks coming out of his mouth.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.

cockwalrus by Unnatural20 April 8, 2008

cock walrus 

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'

Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.

cock walrus by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007

cockwalus

It's an insult for a horrible person who has wronged you

"Gosh, janet is an absolute cockwalus"

cockwalus by Satan's-whore December 22, 2021