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Cockulus 

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
Cockulus by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014

cockulus 

AAHHH OOOOHH GOD JESUS HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Cockulus rises.
cockulus by cockulus the endless September 7, 2021

cockulus 

Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.
Listen to Professor Cockulus over there...
cockulus by q808 May 31, 2007

cockulus rift 

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.
cockulus rift by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

Cockulus 320 

The ultimate. The heavenly. The glorious. The all powerful, the greatest. Profits have been speaking of such for years. For real for real, on god, no cap. Keeping it a buck fifty with you all.
Cockulus 320 by Nightmare_vZ April 1, 2022

cocklust 

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.
Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio
cocklust by DB January 13, 2005
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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