having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.
by A/N December 22, 2007

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus
please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.
by Mechwarrior666 July 07, 2014

Cockulus rises.
by cockulus the endless September 07, 2021

Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.
by q808 May 31, 2007

by Yhbdjj June 05, 2017

The ultimate. The heavenly. The glorious. The all powerful, the greatest. Profits have been speaking of such for years. For real for real, on god, no cap. Keeping it a buck fifty with you all.
by Nightmare_vZ April 01, 2022
