Cocktales

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A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

Cocktales by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

Words you can keep

cockmaestro

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

Related Words

Cocktales • cocknales • Cocksalesman • Rocktales • cockballs • cockless • cockless cunt • cockmaestro • Cocktaeteris • Cockalepscy

cockles

The ship name of Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles who play the angel Castiel and the hunter Dean Winchester. Also known as "Destiel"

Did you see that Cockles photo-op? They were holding hands!
Cockles has no regard for personal space.

cockles by SaltnSage January 30, 2017

hot cockles

Hot cockles was an eighteenth century game where a person was blindfolded and had to guess who was punching them.

Anyone up for hot cockles ?

hot cockles by jpg3 November 24, 2011

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.

example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.

warming the cockles by pihu March 12, 2014

warms the cockles of my heart

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term

When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

warms the cockles of my heart by Inner Rose January 9, 2017

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026