Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cockmaestro

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockles

The ship name of Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles who play the angel Castiel and the hunter Dean Winchester. Also known as "Destiel"

Did you see that Cockles photo-op? They were holding hands!
Cockles has no regard for personal space.

by SaltnSage January 30, 2017

hot cockles

Hot cockles was an eighteenth century game where a person was blindfolded and had to guess who was punching them.

Anyone up for hot cockles ?

by jpg3 November 24, 2011

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.

example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.

by pihu March 12, 2014

warms the cockles of my heart

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term

When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

by Inner Rose January 9, 2017

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011