Cockulus 

having a teenage sexual affair while pretending to be studying for Calculus, and hiding it from one's parents, also known as being tutored in any mathe realted subject.

"I'm off to study Cockulus with Ben. I'll be back in....ten minutes."

Cockulus by A/N December 22, 2007

Cockulus 

Cockulus is the mathematical study of how many cumulative inches/ feet of cock a person has over time had in side of them, in the same way that geometry is the study of shape and algebra is the study of operations and their application to solving equations. The most simple form of Cockulus is estimating the average penis size times the amount of partners the individual in question has had equals the amount of pipe that has been laid inside of them. That equation is Cockulus

please get out your calculator, we need to do some Cockulus to figure out how much pipe has been laid inside that girl.

Cockulus by Mechwarrior666 July 7, 2014

cockulus 

AAHHH OOOOHH GOD JESUS HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Cockulus rises.

cockulus by cockulus the endless September 7, 2021

cockulus 

Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.

Listen to Professor Cockulus over there...

cockulus by q808 May 31, 2007

cockulus rift 

Virtual reality machine for the male genitalia.

I love my cockulus rift!

cockulus rift by Yhbdjj June 5, 2017

Cockulus 320 

The ultimate. The heavenly. The glorious. The all powerful, the greatest. Profits have been speaking of such for years. For real for real, on god, no cap. Keeping it a buck fifty with you all.

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Cockulus 320 by Nightmare_vZ April 1, 2022

cocklust 

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

cocklust by DB January 13, 2005