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cockwalk 

the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.
After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.
cockwalk by GDDPHD May 13, 2016
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cockwalk 

When one's cock is long enough to be used as a supplementary leg or walking stick.
Kelso's left leg was injured and he utilized his cockwalk to finish navigating Disneyland/California Adventure.
cockwalk by Lucious Pussey March 3, 2009

Cockwalrus 

When a lady has a mouth full of stuff after giving a BJ, suprise her with a quick jab to the stomach forcing the contents out and down her nostrils... forming 2 bubbly off-white tusks.
Hey Bro, your lady talks a lot... she'd look good as a cockwalrus tonight!
Cockwalrus by Jdawg_72 March 23, 2009

Cockwallace 

unparliamentary language
9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)
Cockwallace by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

cockwallock 

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent
cockwallock by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022

cockwalrus 

Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.
"You, my friend, are a complete and total cockwalrus."
cockwalrus by Annew November 24, 2004

cocktalker 

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.
Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!
cocktalker by tedshado July 15, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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