rift

Fat kid who once ate the entirety of Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory...Fast forward to today and well he's immobile and diabetic. Rift#4662 has been stress eating since he lost his heavy weight title for most honey buns eaten in 1 minute(500 honey buns).

Rift is a fat slob that gets 0 hoes and he needs to learn how to clean himself cuz he stank.

by Ahvro January 26, 2023

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 02, 2008

rift

A word that is commonly used by people who do not know who they are talking about, when referring to a riff.

Guy 1: That guitar rift was pretty cool
Guy 2: Wtf loser

by bricktamland222 October 14, 2008

rift

To fornicate with underage girls.

Don't trip a rift man!

by Bobby Spade November 14, 2006

rift

Acronym for "rat infested fire trap" - a nasty dwelling.

I went to look at a new apartment today, but it was a rift.

by definite lee February 24, 2007

rift

A slang term describing someones excitement to sexual intensity.

Guy 1: So dude how was it last night?
Guy 2: I didnt get her to go all the way, but I got her to rift, so I'm hopping to get some next time!
Guy 1: Sweet!

by SmexyKitty November 03, 2010

Rift

Name of an MMO game developed by Trion

Have you seen Trion's new mmo, Rift?

by badlandskid January 25, 2011