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Cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016
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cocksmanship
A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.
1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
cocksmanship by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004
cockmonch
Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.
Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.
Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
cockmonch by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006
CockSmucker
Someone who sucks a cock with the aid of jam or jelly, giving the member and or balls a pleasant taste.
CockSmucker by FerrisBueller July 17, 2006
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