cockmonch 

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

cockmonch by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

cockmonch 

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

cockmonch by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

cockroach 

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan

I fuckin HATE roaches

cockroach by nbc August 19, 2004

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

Cockroach 

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.

Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"

Cockroach by bananafanna July 19, 2010