cockmunch

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

by Lewis March 17, 2003

Cockmunch

a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.

Ryan is such a cockmunch!

by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

cockmunch

a man one does not like

That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?

by GregS July 26, 2005

cockmunch

to munch on tha cock

See V1TNAM

by buckweet April 9, 2004

Cockmunch

When one is being an absolute dickchode and can no longer fit the profile because they are being so rude or cocky this word can also be used to discribe a hoe or someone who likes to munch on dicks

Stacy is such a cockmunch, did you hear what she did with all the cocks at the party?

by OnlyAlexJones October 16, 2018

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003