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cockmunch 

Sam, you cockmunch
cockmunch by Lewis March 17, 2003
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Cockmunch 

a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.
Ryan is such a cockmunch!
Cockmunch by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011

cockmunch 

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
cockmunch by EROCK February 2, 2003

cockmunch 

a man one does not like
That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?
cockmunch by GregS July 26, 2005

cockmunch 

See V1TNAM
cockmunch by buckweet April 9, 2004

Cockmunch 

When one is being an absolute dickchode and can no longer fit the profile because they are being so rude or cocky this word can also be used to discribe a hoe or someone who likes to munch on dicks
Stacy is such a cockmunch, did you hear what she did with all the cocks at the party?
Cockmunch by OnlyAlexJones October 16, 2018

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.
That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.
cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003
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