Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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1:) Something someone says when they care about you.

2:) Something someone says when they truly wish you were dead.
1:) i hate u, lol

2:) i hate you, go step on a lego and trip and fall in a hole, preferably a grave.
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by Devil's.angel February 20, 2019
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what you say to someone when you're too scared to tell them you actually love them! you try to cover up your feelings by pretending you feel the opposite to love...
Carol: i hate you!!!!
Jared: awww whyy?? =(

Carol thinks: i could never hate you, i just hate that i cant tell you i love you!

Carol: hate=love, ihy=ily
Jared: hate cant equal love!
Carol: it does when i say it to you...
by xXx_Carol_xXx May 31, 2009
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In the world of metal, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of saying "I love you". As was previously mentioned, metal'ers are not allowed to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Meatlhead: I hate you.
Girl: I know, i hate you to, lets get married.
by maldorf June 23, 2007
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