10 definitions by freedav05

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.
get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!
by freedav05 December 22, 2006
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laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.
when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber
by freedav05 December 27, 2006
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when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 8, 2007
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an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes


hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!
by freedav05 January 18, 2007
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to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
by freedav05 December 27, 2006
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a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.
after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
by freedav05 January 7, 2007
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cell phone that could potentially explode upon placing/carrying it in your pocket.
yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!

the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....

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by freedav05 January 18, 2007
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