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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
mugGet the inter departmental penile implantmug.

roof grabber

laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.
when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber
by freedav05 January 1, 2007
mugGet the roof grabbermug.

shit bob

to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
by freedav05 January 1, 2007
mugGet the shit bobmug.

cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.
get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!
by freedav05 December 26, 2006
mugGet the cocksmunchmug.

pocket bomb

cell phone that could potentially explode upon placing/carrying it in your pocket.
yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!

the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....

apply actionable litigation one liners here!
by freedav05 January 20, 2007
mugGet the pocket bombmug.

lilly pad

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.
after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
mugGet the lilly padmug.

ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
by freedav05 December 24, 2006
mugGet the ass curdmug.

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