Definitions by freedav05

drain brammage

when you can't seem to find the right word, or remember a person's name in the closing of a conversation.

ok well that was an very exciting presentation mr, er well we will be in touch. would'nt want to keep the other interviewees waiting would we?
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!

drain brammage by freedav05 January 22, 2007

cell bomb

an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes

hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!

cell bomb by freedav05 January 21, 2007

pocket bomb

cell phone that could potentially explode upon placing/carrying it in your pocket.

yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!

the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....

apply actionable litigation one liners here!

pocket bomb by freedav05 January 20, 2007

lilly pad 

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

lilly pad by freedav05 January 9, 2007

inter departmental penile implant 

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

inter departmental penile implant by freedav05 January 9, 2007

roof grabber 

laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.

when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber

roof grabber by freedav05 January 1, 2007

shit bob 

to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.

therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.

shit bob by freedav05 January 1, 2007