after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
by freedav05 January 09, 2007
Get the lilly padmug. hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!
by freedav05 January 21, 2007
Get the cell bombmug. when you can't seem to find the right word, or remember a person's name in the closing of a conversation.
ok well that was an very exciting presentation mr, er well we will be in touch. would'nt want to keep the other interviewees waiting would we?
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!
by freedav05 January 22, 2007
Get the drain brammagemug. the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
by freedav05 December 24, 2006
Get the ass curdmug. by freedav05 December 26, 2006
Get the cocksmunchmug. yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!
the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....
apply actionable litigation one liners here!
the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....
apply actionable litigation one liners here!
by freedav05 January 20, 2007
Get the pocket bombmug. to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
by freedav05 January 01, 2007
Get the shit bobmug.