pocket bomb

cell phone that could potentially explode upon placing/carrying it in your pocket.

yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!

the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....

apply actionable litigation one liners here!

by freedav05 January 18, 2007

lilly pad

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

by freedav05 January 07, 2007

drunkie mcdrunkenstein

usu a term of endearment, for a friend or acquaintance.

so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?

by freedav05 December 21, 2006

ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

by freedav05 December 21, 2006

cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.

get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!

by freedav05 December 22, 2006

roof grabber

laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.

when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber

by freedav05 December 27, 2006

shit bob

to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.

therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.

by freedav05 December 27, 2006