cockmunchie

To have the munchies but also want to suck dick.

Stolid over here has the cockmunchies for Bob.

by Darude_Jetstorm August 13, 2016

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmunch

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

by Lewis March 17, 2003

cockmuncher

one who munches cock profusely , i.e. a hoe

You're a fucking cockmuncher

by swonage February 2, 2003

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011

Cockmunch

a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.

Ryan is such a cockmunch!

by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011

Cock munchie

Someone who is Dick to people lower on the popularity chart Dick rides people in a higher ranking.

"Wow,Jake is a dick!"
"Yah, but not to Buck, he dick rides him!"
"So he's a cock munchie!"

by I'm ove February 11, 2018