cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

Cosnapped

a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

can someone please help me i have been cosnapped.

by only the truth comes from me July 3, 2012

Cockappella

A penis unaccompanied by testicles.

Eric's balls never dropped. So when he fucks, he does it Cockappella.

by Rollbamatide March 2, 2016

Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

cocknopper

A total asshole who embarrasses himself and anyone around him.

That cocknopper doesn't know how to act around people, don't invite him.

by Gyro99 May 6, 2016