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cocksnapper 

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.
Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?
cocksnapper by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 13, 2006

cock snapper 

A girl who is so hot that she induces an erection of such magnitude that one's cock is snapped by his jeans.
cock snapper by Burst Jeans November 22, 2011

cocksnacker 

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.
Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.
cocksnacker by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

cockslapper 

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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