Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.

'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"

by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011

cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

cocksnipped

The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.

guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.

by hxtdrpepper August 14, 2018