cackfapped 

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

cackfapped by philologue August 14, 2011

cocknapped 

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

cocknapped by NoValidFire January 19, 2006