Cosnapped

a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.

can someone please help me i have been cosnapped.

Cosnapped by only the truth comes from me July 3, 2012

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018

consappery

A strong emotion comprised of confusion, sadness, happiness, and anger. Usually used when a person encounters a cute animal.

"That kitten over there has John feeling consappery"

consappery by IronGav July 3, 2023

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

catnapped by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

cocknapped 

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

cocknapped by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

Copnapped 

To be arrested using stealth by law enforcement officers at demonstrations.

I was copnapped two Sundays ago while protesting peacefully in front of a police riot line at the G20. Suddenly the front row opened up and four police officers nabbed me; quickly retreating while the line closed behind us.

Copnapped by CarlyLittleDog July 12, 2010

Cashapped 

“I just cashapped him”

I just sent my friend the money through an app called Cash App, “I cashapped her for it”

Cashapped by perfervid April 22, 2022