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The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.

guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.

cocksnipped by hxtdrpepper August 14, 2018

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Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

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cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

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cockwhipped

n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.

girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.

cockwhipped by dani April 21, 2005

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cockwhipped

The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.

Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!

Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!

Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...

cockwhipped by spazz88 March 29, 2007

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Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

Cockslapped by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

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cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

cocksnapper by London_Midge February 20, 2004

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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