cocksnipped 

The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.

guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.

cocksnipped by hxtdrpepper August 14, 2018

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

cockwhipped 

n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.

girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.

cockwhipped by dani April 21, 2005

cockwhipped 

The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.

Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!

Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!

Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...

cockwhipped by spazz88 March 29, 2007

Cockslapped 

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

Cockslapped by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

cocksnapper 

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

cocksnapper by London_Midge February 20, 2004