The viewing of a dead body before the funeral. Usually only used in Utah in place of the word "wake."
We waited in line for hours to go to President Hinckley's viewing before his funeral.
by lamborgotti July 27, 2008
A substitute sex act, supposedly popular among Utah college students, where the man and woman sit in the same room staring at each other naked without making physical contact.
I didn't want to get kicked out of school for sexing it up, so we had a hot viewing session in her dorm piano practice room. Then I jizzed in my pants... which were on the floor.
by real_voldemort October 11, 2011
A daytime television show with a panel mixed of celebrity women and journalists who discuss mostly politics and news. Airs on ABC in USA and in Canada on affiliated networks to ABC. They tend to get really obnoxious and gross to listen to. They spew a large portion of opinion and empty comments without knowledge. If you really want to learn about politics read books and essays from political philosophers , theorists, or sociologists. Socialism-Communism read books from Karl Marx (marxism), Engels, Vladimir Lenin (Leninism), or Mao Zedong. Democracy "Enlightenment" read books from Smith, Locke, De Tocqueville, Hobbes or Rousseau. Anarchism read books from Noam Chomsky,Benjamin Tucker, Mikhail Bakhunin, William Godwin, Proudhon, Kropotkin, Ellul, or Emma Goldman. SO MANY MORE famous thinkers out there I haven't listed for all these political theories and thoughts on politics . Do not waste another minute of your life on this brainless show of idiotic women screaming nonsense.
"The View" truly is a blind view.
by Old school bossman November 9, 2020
A bunch of snotty, old and bitchy women arguing, bickering or discussing asinine topics.
Rosie O Donnel needs to shut the fuck up, and so do all the other women on The View.
by Chris Malice April 2, 2007
Check out The View over there bitching about somebody having a BBQ.
by Slimenator April 23, 2020
a gabfest on early morning TV for middle-aged and older women who are famous who talk about politics, gossip, everything but their men and the power of their dicks. Sometimes the hosts get obnoxious and argue with each other.
I was waiting in the doctor's office and the stupid TV had nothing on but the View. That show ain't nothing but a glorified Tupperware party for celebrity bitches.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2007
To some, it is a morning television program designed for women, on topics about women. To the rest of us, it's the chicken channel, for those times you've wandered what it feels like to step into a henhouse.
A: Honey, why is Whoopi Goldberg sitting at a table with a bunch of clucking hens?

B: No dear, that's that one tv show I was talking about, it's called The View... now be quiet, I want to hear what Barabra Walters is saying.
by you never saw me September 20, 2009