cocklo 

when a male's sexual appendage hangs lower than average

say boy, you thang so big yous a cocklo

cocklo by bamfgarn July 23, 2010

Cockbomb 

An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.

"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."

"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."

Cockbomb by SparkyMcG January 9, 2010

cockblocktopus 

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockbomb 

"cockbomb"

(american) n.

1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.

2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.

3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.

The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.

1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!

2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?

3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?

Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Cockblockistan 

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010