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Cockflogged 

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.
She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.
Cockflogged by ASG Click August 18, 2013

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
A lover of the cock. One who fills their waking and dreaming thoughts, with cock.
"JC is a total cocklover, when he is not kissing rebel dicks..."
cocklover by Durka Man June 26, 2007

cockhuggers 

Female Breasts. Commonly used while a man is tittyfucking a woman.
Man! my girlfried's cockhugers are massive....bet you'd like to tittyfuck some of dat huh Grandpa?
cockhuggers by JamesEX March 7, 2004

cockbooger 

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.
"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."
cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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