cocklogic

the natural method of decision making employed by the male of the homosapien species

cocklogically i should definately keep peering down her top.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

cocklog

A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.

Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.

by taw April 3, 2008

Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.

"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"

by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009

cocklick

The personification of the verb "to lick a cock".

You fucking cocklick.

by ManualFoetusPuppetShow June 12, 2004

cocklick

one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag

Man, he was being such a cocklick last night when he said that about me

by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009

cockonics

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018