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Cockmagician
a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.
2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
Cockmagician by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009
cocklick
one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag
cocklick by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009
cockonics
1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.
2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.
2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.
cockonics by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005
Cockologist
A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or
(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
Cockologist by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.