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A ‘super technological device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.
by DEEZ_NUTS_69 February 16, 2019
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.
I fucked a homeless man yesterday and he gave me an STD
by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016
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STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
by LBChris05 February 23, 2003
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Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
by Jaime December 17, 2004
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Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.
I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...
by sweetness-and-light June 14, 2007
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