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I got several STD's after i fucked Sally in her asshole.
by A human male September 08, 2018
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STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
by LBChris05 February 23, 2003
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Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.
I fucked a homeless man yesterday and he gave me an STD
by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016
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Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.
"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."
by Jaime December 17, 2004
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Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again.

You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.
I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters.

other guy: thanks for sharing...
by sweetness-and-light June 14, 2007
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