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A ‘super technological device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.
John: Did you hear that new STD that Apple’s making?
Steve: yeah the new STD sounds amazing! I already have many STD’s but when the new one comes out, I’m buying it immediately.
John: same, I have 3 STD’s and I can’t wait for another one.
by DEEZ_NUTS_69 February 16, 2019
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
by Heko July 17, 2004
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Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.
I fucked a homeless man yesterday and he gave me an STD
by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016
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STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
by LBChris05 February 23, 2003
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Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.
Student(for show and tell): Hey guys, my mom gave me an STD on Christmas.
Everyone: Cool!

The Teacher: *confused expressions*
by eeyayaCoolGuy20 December 21, 2019
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