cockloaded

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.

I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.

by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014

cockloadious

To have an excess or very large amount of something.

Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

by 11Words2Freedom June 9, 2014

cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017

cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cockload

Approximately 6 million of something.

There were a cockload of people at the concert!

by O_D June 9, 2003

cuckloaded

used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuckloaded or 'getting a cuckloading', 'taken a cuckload', 'getting into cucklove', 'cuckloading', etc - being owned; in the act of 'GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SEVERELY'

adj. 1. destroyed; from cuckold - means you've really been everyone's BITCH; a victim of 'CUCKLOADERS' - or - 2. As a 'cuckloader', the agressor, you have a full 'clip' of 'cucks' ready for someone to get 'cucked' by - the opposite of being 'out of cucks'

n. 1. a term describing a 'cuckloaded' individual, or plural 'a cuckload' 'cuckloads of them'. the mysterious 'cuckloaded' race

"cuckloaded in DOLBY SURROUND SOUND"

"LOOKOUT ... she's all CUCKLOADED for you son - that's WORSE than a GOLD-DIGGER"

"WATCH OUT NEO... she's a CUCKLOADER ... and a damned fine one at that"

"she made a CUCKLE out of him quick eh?"

"I'm CUCKLOADING it now..."

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"

by cuckman October 18, 2008

cuckloaders

Ass farts that are loud

That guy just did cuckloaders

by Jimbillnigga April 18, 2014