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cockloaf 

same as sausge fest but with more cock
man that party was a total cockloaf
cockloaf by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006
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cockloadious 

To have an excess or very large amount of something.
Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

cock loaf 

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.
Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.
cock loaf by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006
When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.
She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.
Cockaloaf by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockloader 

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.
"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband
cockloader by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cockload 

There were a cockload of people at the concert!
cockload by O_D June 9, 2003

cockloft 

The room over the garret.
I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!
cockloft by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009
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