cockloaf

same as sausge fest but with more cock

man that party was a total cockloaf

by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

cockloadious

To have an excess or very large amount of something.

Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

by 11Words2Freedom June 9, 2014

cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cockload

Approximately 6 million of something.

There were a cockload of people at the concert!

by O_D June 9, 2003

cockloft

The room over the garret.

I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009