A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

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cockloadious

To have an excess or very large amount of something.

Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

cockloadious by 11Words2Freedom June 9, 2014

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cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

cockloader by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

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cockloaf

same as sausge fest but with more cock

man that party was a total cockloaf

cockloaf by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

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cuckloaded

used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuckloaded or 'getting a cuckloading', 'taken a cuckload', 'getting into cucklove', 'cuckloading', etc - being owned; in the act of 'GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SEVERELY'

adj. 1. destroyed; from cuckold - means you've really been everyone's BITCH; a victim of 'CUCKLOADERS' - or - 2. As a 'cuckloader', the agressor, you have a full 'clip' of 'cucks' ready for someone to get 'cucked' by - the opposite of being 'out of cucks'

n. 1. a term describing a 'cuckloaded' individual, or plural 'a cuckload' 'cuckloads of them'. the mysterious 'cuckloaded' race

"cuckloaded in DOLBY SURROUND SOUND"

"LOOKOUT ... she's all CUCKLOADED for you son - that's WORSE than a GOLD-DIGGER"

"WATCH OUT NEO... she's a CUCKLOADER ... and a damned fine one at that"

"she made a CUCKLE out of him quick eh?"

"I'm CUCKLOADING it now..."

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"

cuckloaded by cuckman October 18, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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