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cocklord 

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.
Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord
cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockloadious 

To have an excess or very large amount of something.
Airport security opened a suspicious piece of luggage to find a

cockloadious amount of adult toys.

cockloader 

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.
"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband
cockloader by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cockloaf 

same as sausge fest but with more cock
man that party was a total cockloaf
cockloaf by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

cuckloaded 

used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuckloaded or 'getting a cuckloading', 'taken a cuckload', 'getting into cucklove', 'cuckloading', etc - being owned; in the act of 'GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SEVERELY'

adj. 1. destroyed; from cuckold - means you've really been everyone's BITCH; a victim of 'CUCKLOADERS' - or - 2. As a 'cuckloader', the agressor, you have a full 'clip' of 'cucks' ready for someone to get 'cucked' by - the opposite of being 'out of cucks'

n. 1. a term describing a 'cuckloaded' individual, or plural 'a cuckload' 'cuckloads of them'. the mysterious 'cuckloaded' race
"cuckloaded in DOLBY SURROUND SOUND"

"LOOKOUT ... she's all CUCKLOADED for you son - that's WORSE than a GOLD-DIGGER"

"WATCH OUT NEO... she's a CUCKLOADER ... and a damned fine one at that"

"she made a CUCKLE out of him quick eh?"

"I'm CUCKLOADING it now..."

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"
cuckloaded by cuckman October 18, 2008