Cockbomb 

An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.

"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."

"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."

Cockbomb by SparkyMcG January 9, 2010

Cockbomb 

"cockbomb"

(american) n.

1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.

2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.

3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.

The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.

1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!

2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?

3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?

Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Cockbomb 

The act of diving upon a naked woman cock-first aiming for insertion whilst roaring the phrase "COCKBOMB"

"Did a Cockbomb on this girl last night!"
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"

or

"I missed and my knob snapped..."

Cockbomb by smashone October 28, 2013

cockbomb 

adj.
1.) Used to describe the udder stupidity of others while in public by blurting it out as loud as you can.
2.) Used as a substitute for any adjective. Primarily in place of the words "making/make/made love."
3.) Used as a substitute for any noun. Particularly "Love Honey"

1.) *Spots a group of annoying people talking loudly in a restaurant*
"COCKBOMB!"
2.) I'd cockbomb the hell out of that chick.
3.) I cockbombed all over her face.

cockbomb by andyTHPS October 27, 2005

cockbomb 

What you do after sake bombing.

Last night I had an awesome time cockbombing with you.

cockbomb by daisywizzle December 5, 2009

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016