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Cucklord 

A player whose sole intention become a nuisance to others, being as much of a annoyance in any and all ways, using certain tactics and rules to their advantage.
“Stop being such a cucklord” - An average player scalding a knifer in a Modern Warfare Gungame Lobby
Cucklord by KJDekka August 21, 2021

CuckLordTarek

Some no life cuck who works at JP morgan. Fantasizes about his wife getting fucked every night.
John: yo you down to chill later tonight.
Kevin: Nah bro CuckLordTarek says i can come over and fick his girl today.
CuckLordTarek by Cucked May 17, 2019
Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.
She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.
Cocklorn by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cock lord 

one who is lord of the cocks
Me- Man, Mary had sex with every guy at the party last night!

Friend- Yea, I know. She is a real cock lord.
cock lord by Stuppy January 10, 2008

Cucklord 

Someone in the friend-zone who is actively discrediting other guys who pursuit the girl he likes (I.E the girl who put him in the friend-zone).
Just because Suki put you in the friend-zone, does not mean you have to be a cucklord.
Cucklord by Horoko Vanguard February 15, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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