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The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.
"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."
cocklog by Gorto April 4, 2008
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The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?
cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

cocktographer 

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!
Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005
Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.
"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."
Cockdog by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018
Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.
She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.
Cocklorn by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005

cocklord 

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.
Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord
cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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