cocklog

A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.

Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.

by taw April 3, 2008

cocklog

The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.

"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."

by Gorto April 4, 2008

cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.

Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?

by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Cockdog

Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.

"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."

by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018

Cocklorn

Desperate to give oral sex in a manner much like starvation.

She was so cocklorn she took to sucking on a cucumber.

by Aaron Winters June 1, 2005

cocklord

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.

Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord

by bodhi January 19, 2003