Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems

Bitch that weave is clockable af

Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

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closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

closetable by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

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coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

coitable by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

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Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"

Cloutage Cheese by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

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Cloutsplenda

A legend who goes in raw and doesn’t pull out. Ripped as fuck and has a huge bbc. Gets all the babes and often will enjoy a nice thot or two for dinner. Clout levels are over 69000.

Babe:Damn cloutsplenda is ripped
Other Babe: yea we smashed and I haven’t had my period in 2 months

Cloutsplenda by Metamofo February 22, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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