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cloutable 

Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up
cloutable by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018
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cloutage 

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"
since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".
cloutage by Zeggs June 8, 2021
Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

closetable 

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."
closetable by Porno Joe February 15, 2005
A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable
Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.
coitable by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles
"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"
Cloutage Cheese by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Cloutsplenda 

A legend who goes in raw and doesn’t pull out. Ripped as fuck and has a huge bbc. Gets all the babes and often will enjoy a nice thot or two for dinner. Clout levels are over 69000.
Babe:Damn cloutsplenda is ripped
Other Babe: yea we smashed and I haven’t had my period in 2 months
Cloutsplenda by Metamofo February 22, 2018
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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