cloutable

cool person, someone who has clout

Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up

by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018

cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

Clockable

Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems

Bitch that weave is clockable af

by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Cloutsplenda

A legend who goes in raw and doesn’t pull out. Ripped as fuck and has a huge bbc. Gets all the babes and often will enjoy a nice thot or two for dinner. Clout levels are over 69000.

Babe:Damn cloutsplenda is ripped
Other Babe: yea we smashed and I haven’t had my period in 2 months

by Metamofo February 22, 2018