cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

Cloutage

A period of time when IT services in the cloud are rendered unavailable. A cloud-outage.

I can't get on my Skydrive to show you the pictures of my pet dog because Microsoft are currently suffering a major cloutage

by Pitchblender January 15, 2013

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017