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Cloutage
I can't get on my Skydrive to show you the pictures of my pet dog because Microsoft are currently suffering a major cloutage
Cloutage by Pitchblender January 15, 2013
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Cloutage Cheese
Cloutage Cheese by young tree trunk November 8, 2017
Cloutage Cheese
Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.
"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."
Cloutage Cheese by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
Horse clottage
Horse clottage by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020
clottage cheese
it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL
clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005
Clottage cheese
When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese
Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.
Clottage cheese by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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