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Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019
Words you can keep
Checkable, like on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle's hairstyle was compared to that of a contestant and her response was to say that her hairline was not clockable.

Or, if you're in your car, speeding, and the radar gun clocks you going over the limit, you're apt to be ticketed.

In the first example, only something faked is clockable. In the second anyone on the road is clockable but only the violator is able to be ticketed for speeding.
The electric car doesn't go over 50 so it won't be clockable on the highway, but the drag queen is wearing lace front wigs, padded hips and bust and is clockable on the runway.

Clockblocker 

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."
Clockblocker by redmattersite August 4, 2018

chockablock 

Full or overcrowded. Also abbreviated to chockers
The train was chock-a-block on the way to work this morning
chockablock by Fifi-lamour August 9, 2005

Clockblocking 

Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.

(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
Clockblocking by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

clockblock 

When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
clockblock by Ben Frey April 7, 2006
Word of the Day on April 18, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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