closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

by Porno Joe February 15, 2005

Closetmale

A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time

There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man

by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018

cloutable

cool person, someone who has clout

Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up

by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018