cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

Cloutage

A period of time when IT services in the cloud are rendered unavailable. A cloud-outage.

I can't get on my Skydrive to show you the pictures of my pet dog because Microsoft are currently suffering a major cloutage

by Pitchblender January 15, 2013

Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017