Cleftable
My girlfriend is really cleftable
Cleftable by Thatoneone December 10, 2011
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Cleftal Horizon
Cleftal Horizon by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010
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Cleftable • Clefable • Cleftal Horizon • cheatable • clefticle • cloutable • comftable • Craftable • clef pallet • Clam Table
clefticle
Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.
Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.
Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.
Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
clefticle by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008
cleftal horizon
The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.
A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.
cleftal horizon by ITMoss January 20, 2011
comftable
Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.
Clefable
A pokemon that you think would be a badass but it really is just a slightly larger and fatter version of Clefairy. A.K.A waste of a moon stone; just get a super sexy NidoQueen instead.
Fuck man, I should have used my Moon Stone to get NidoQueen; now all I have is this Clefable. (sigh)
Clefable by Lil Chomsky November 18, 2013
cloutable
Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up
Rachel: Shut the fuck up
cloutable by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018
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