Cleftable 

It means that you're really cute but you love the other person less

My girlfriend is really cleftable

Cleftable by Thatoneone December 10, 2011

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Cleftal Horizon by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

clefticle 

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.

Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.

clefticle by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008

cleftal horizon 

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.

A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.

cleftal horizon by ITMoss January 20, 2011

comftable 

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

comftable by Helljin April 8, 2006

Clefable

A pokemon that you think would be a badass but it really is just a slightly larger and fatter version of Clefairy. A.K.A waste of a moon stone; just get a super sexy NidoQueen instead.

Fuck man, I should have used my Moon Stone to get NidoQueen; now all I have is this Clefable. (sigh)

Clefable by Lil Chomsky November 18, 2013

cloutable 

cool person, someone who has clout

Tarun: I have not been talking to cloutables recently so I've lost some clout
Rachel: Shut the fuck up

cloutable by cloutable.clout November 8, 2018