carflunkle 

Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.

There’s the evidence of our anal play, look at that carflunkle stain on my brand new shag carpet

carflunkle by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Charfunkle 

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008

Carphunkles 

A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw

“Why does this fagget named Carphunkles hold THAT peek”

Carphunkles by Itzcarp December 27, 2020

Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

Carfunkle by Hindijew February 22, 2018