carflunkle
Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.
carflunkle by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024
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Carbunkle
A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
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Charfunkle
Charfunkle by M. Pa May 8, 2011
Carbunkle
Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005
Carbunkles
Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.
A side effect of improper hygiene.
A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008
Carphunkles
A gamer that wonders why you put in his Xbox gamertag in the urban dictionary. Hardstuck gold siege player btw
Carphunkles by Itzcarp December 27, 2020
Carfunkle
Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!
Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?
Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.
Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?
Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?
Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.
Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?
Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026