Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

by kidlou December 25, 2010

Carbunkle

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbunkle

Word used by patheitc, older men meaning a woman's behind or ass.

"Look at the fugly carbunkle."

by Shea July 16, 2004

Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

by Neck February 28, 2008

carbunkling

A group of friends going booze cruising on back roads

Let’s grab a 6 pack and go carbunkling!

by Thatgirlwhodoesstuff May 9, 2021

Carbunkled

To be completely outdone/outplayed e.g. mugged/destroyed

Michael got absolutely carbunkled at the football game last night.

by alex._.k March 15, 2019