Carbunkles 

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

Carbunkles by Neck February 28, 2008

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Crunklesprouts 

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

Crunklesprouts by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017

carbuncle

Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.

“Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”

carbuncle by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020

crunkless 

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

crunkless by lil April 12, 2005

Carbunkle 

a big nasty festered pimple on ones ass

Hey bitch you need to pop that carbunkle if you want me to hit it from behind.

Carbunkle by Adam Baker October 23, 2005

Carbuncle

The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.

Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll

Carbuncle by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015